I was perusing the gossip sites and came across an interesting blurb from Kristen Stewart. She mentioned that while she was grateful for her fans she found the notoriety and fame a bit tedious and restrictive... aka, she couldn't really go anywhere anymore without being mobbed.
Well, Kristen, for you and all you other fan weary celebs have I got a haven for you! Now before I reveal this Eden of American "we don't really care if you're here, just don't litter, no loud music and please don't eat the daisies" community let me say that I am a late 40 something mom of three who doesn't really follow the younger celeb set but when you're looking at gossip to escape the daily grind you find the aforementioned dilemma a bit funny. If you want peace and quite Kristen (or SJP or Brad Paisley or Sting or even you Charlie Sheen...just kidding...please Charlie, don't even think about it) you can come to my neck of the woods and live in total anonymous bliss for a day or a week (because that’s about as long as I can stand guests). However, you'll have to like basic meals, a messy house and noisy kids who don't know who you are but would be thrilled if you would run around outside with them. I won't always be around so you'd have to have a sturdy pair of walking shoes (you don't want to drive, it would ruin the purpose of your visit), a love of vineyards, an appreciation for charm, a tolerance for small bugs and a great sense of humor.
What do I want in return? Nothing. Just offering some good ol' Irish hospitality for your weary fan sapped self. Ok....maybe just a t-shirt...
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